Close Call

I had a very close call yesterday. I was almost hanging by my balls and steadying myself with a stepladder when the ladder slipped away from my grip and I was left literally swinging by my balls. It took 5 or 6 seconds to get on my feet. That was a good stretching session! There was a bit of pain and my groin area is still a bit tender, so I'm going to give the suspension a miss for one day to let my balls recover.