Truly sorry. I suppose you thought I'd hanged myself!
I'm still at it; it's just that I can't take photos, easily. I brought V over a few months ago and that was a massive mistake, because she was sozzled. She even dropped my camera. I'll try her again soon.
If anyone else in Belfast could do it, or would pay my fare to go to a studio in London, I'd consider that.
I've been doing scrotal suspension daily now for about a year, except when I'm away from home. I usually do it with a rope suspended from the attic ladder. I can hold my balls with two hands whilst suspended from the rope; that works OK.
I'd still prefer something like the mechanism Habakuk uses, but I'm no plumber or engineer!