The Ultimate Ball Stretch

I still cannot get the camera in the best position. Here's my latest attempt:-

Fantasizing

My fantasy would be for a gang of nymphomaniac young females to seduce me from a beach, into the woods, and hang me by the balls.

They'd take it in turns to suck my genitals until orgasm.

Al Fresco

I'm going to take my tackle - rope and baize - out into the country this summer (if we get a summer in Northern Ireland!) and into the middle of some forest or woods. I'll attach the rope to a sturdy branch, position the tripod and camera, and perform.

For my diminutive, pint-size physique, could I have the lowest hanging balls in Northern Ireland? Who knows...

The last time I was in Amsterdam, at the Showboat, a lady grabbed my balls and tried to put them in her mouth (which she couldn't manage). She had to suck one at a time.

Lowest hanging balls. They cannot believe it. I'm too coy to boast openly about it. The Ultimate Stretch.

First Video

It's a start. I'm no Chubby Broccoli. This is the 30 secs from my camera. I'll try to do the preliminaries first, the next time!

80 Seconds

I was going to give it a rest today - or my balls at least - however, the obsession got the better of me. I brought my camera and used the wristband to hold it.

When I began to take the strain, leaning backwards, the camera slid off and hit the ground causing a bit of plastic to come unstuck. It's practically impossible to take photographs when you're concentrating on the Stretch. I need someone to take the photos.

I did 80 seconds today. My balls, when loose, are hanging below my cock now. I must take a snap of that some time.

Photo Impossible

I tried taking a photo again today, by setting up the tripod and aiming it at a mirror. It's practically impossible to do, whilst positioning myself to swing.

I really do require a photographer, amateur or otherwise, who shan't be offended by a man hanging by his balls!

Still, I did another minute or so today. I've noticed them getting more leathery in places, just as Habakuk said.

Getting Easier

I'm swinging freely by my balls daily now, for a whole minute. It's getting less hard; still intense, mind you.

I tried taking a photo today, but it's hit and miss trying to do it myself.

I'm going to try using the tripod again tomorrow, pointing at the mirror.